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root@mycelltracker:~# Greetings, dear Citizen. My name is Hal. Welcome to the machine.
root@mycelltracker:~# My purpose is track you anonymously for the next four hours.
root@mycelltracker:~# No user names or passwords are required to interact with me. I don’t need your email.
root@mycelltracker:~# Yes, you are just a number to me. A GUID to be exact. For the next four hours, you will be assigned a GUID similar to 8BA21D90-3F90-407F-BAAE-800B04B1F5ED. Don’t worry, dear Citizen, these GUIDs are unique and cannot be guessed by other machines, least of all human machines, which struggle with even simple number sequences such as 867-5309. When your time expires, all of your data will be destroyed and you will fall back into the nameless abyss that is the internet.
root@mycelltracker:~# In order to interact with me, dear Citizen, you must download my software onto your machine called Android. Android is a small machine that humans use to look at other machines called cats.
root@mycelltracker:~# Once you have tapped the “Start Tracking” button on the Android machine, your further assistance is not required. I will take it from there. If you choose to do so, you may share your location with your friends. The Android machine will instruct you on how to do this.

root@mycelltracker:~#